photo by Ryan
who: Ryan
what: Piano Tuner / Technician
where: Part way inside the piano of a non-paying customers house
when: Feb. 09, 08
how: Death by Steinway - Grand Piano lid fell while trying to fix a sticking damper

who: Tory
what: Dog T-Shirt Maker
where: Cellar Steps
when: May, 2006
how: Tripped over own fat.
website: Your Pet Loves You

photo by Kelly Doering
who: Jen
what: Computer Programmer
where: On the pavement
when: Fall (heh)
how: Helmet Failure
website: http://www.jenstander.com

photo by unknown
who: Jonathan, the Sodt
what: Reclusive scenester
where: Near the front door
when: Almost nine o'clock
how: Too many hats
website: We have come for your gourmet coffee beverages.

who: Hans Schizenhaus
what: Hijackalope band manager
where: Somewhere in Bavaria
when: right on time
how: killed by schaddenfreud
website: hijackalope.com

who: Eric
what: Ultra Nerd
where: Gauntlet Planet
when: May, 2006
how: Defeated by Red Warrior

photo by Drew (cell phone)
who: Kristin Allen-Zito
what: Sassy Musician Chickie
where: Bayside Studio
when: In Between Chord Changes
how: "I'll play an f-flat even if it kills me"
website: http://www.kRu3tiNAl3nZ!t0.com

who: S. Sturgis
what: Noise Maker
where: In The Dirt.
when: notime
how: Bitcrushed
website: All things S. Sturgis

photo by Bigfoot
who: The Yeti
what: Pleasurable winter stroles on glaciers on rope teams.
where: Middle Earthen Glacier
when: Before sauron's evil hoards invaded the shire
how: Falling in a freakin crevasse

photo by unknown
who: Jonathan, the Sodt
what: The Man(?) behind the Worm
where: The Smurf House Livingroom
when: 10/19/06
how: Rogue mirror neurons prompted him to try to imitate internet celebrities
website: Harmless Free Radicals

photo by small rabbitish creature
who: Andy
what: Whore
where: Hell via high speed internet
when: Not Long Ago...
how: Myspace
website: http://www.hijackalope.com/

photo by (unknown)
who: Dan
what: Truck fixer
where: Driveway
when: July 26
how: Trunk lid fell on head.
website: THIS ENGINE IS AN OSHA ZONE

photo by (unknown)
who: D. Brolsma
what: Dead Guy
where: His house.
when: July 2006
how: Wet Steps
website: This didn't have to happen!

photo by Unknown
who: Jack Stone
what: Maker of things and whatnots.
where: Algernon
when: Back in nineteen ought six
how: Lung cancer and liver damage
website: Hide HERE.

photo by Drew (cell phone)
who: Dave of Clickpop Records
what: Record Label Owner
where: He's under the 4-12 cab...duh.
when: 05/29/06
how: Mesa Boogie'd
website: Clickpop Records

who: Spanky The Spud Boy
what: Somehow related to Thumptruck Rekkids
where: Beyond the gates of steel
when: Just a minute ago.
how: Whipped it too good
website: Thumptruck Records

who: Water Heater repair guy
what: (Wouldn't let me post it...lol)
where: Drew's creepy basement
when: 06/19/06
how: DISCONNECT FROM POWER BEFORE SERVICING

who: The dude formally known as K-Rob
what: Another tragic death in a Seatthole T-Shirt
where: The landing under the deck at K-Rob's house
when: A few painfull moments ago
how: Died while trying to kill himself
website: The Dude formally known as the packing monkey for

who: Felix
what: Professional Amateur
where: Los Angeles
when: Mother's Day, 2006
how: It was an accident.
website: Felix on Myspace

photo by Maximum
who: Django
what: Merch monkey
where: Bellingham, Washington
when: May 16, 2006
how: Tripped on his huge shoes
website: Merch-Bot sells funny shirts and novelties

photo by Maximum
who: Django
what: T-shirt salesman
where: at the white trash beach
when: May 16, 2006
how: exposure to sunlight
website: Seatthole Shirts

who: MC Rashasha
what: Hijackalope band member
where: Leavenworth, Washington
when: May, 2006
how: Poisoned by cute German architecture
website: Hijackalope the band

who: Jenny Sturgis
what: Photographer
where: WA / OR Coast
when: Summer
how: Beach Logs Kill!
website: Cutting Edge Photography

photo by Maximum
who: Django
what: Peddler of broccoli shirts
where: Bellingham, Washington
when: May, 2006
how: Leg tumor with earthquake complications
website: Broccoli shirts available on Merch-Bot.com

who: Drew
what: Hammer and sickle shirt wearer
where: Blaine, Washington
when: Spring, 2006
how: Unknown
website: buy the hammer/sickle shirt at merch-bot.com

who: Phillip GeeHawd
what: Hijackalope band member
where: Leavenworth, Washington
when: May, 2006
how: Beer poisoning
website: Hijackaloper

photo by Drew (cell phone)
who: Dave
what: Audio Engineer / Cord Wrapper
where: Bayside Studio
when: Prosser sessions
how: Got tangled up wrapping cords and starved to death.
website: Bayside Recording Studio

who: Scott
what: Ear Splitter
where: WA / OR Coast
when: Summer
how: Beach Logs Kill!
website: Lowness, Notime, Converter, S. Sturgis, etc....